This via Boing Boing: In preparation for the Republican National Convention, FBI agents in the Twin Cities area were apparently recruiting presumably vegan-looking folk to troll vegan potlucks and report on terrorists. That’s right. If you are compassionate and health-conscious and cavort with more of the same, you’re likely to be plotting horrible things against the RNC and possibly to the US as a whole. To completely avoid suspicion, volunteer your services to the FBI (and get paid), attend that potluck, then enjoy the yummy victuals brought by all.

[Important Caveat]: I’m kidding (I felt compelled to add this for fear of any possible misconstrual!)